Ardelenii si negrul

Într-un tren doi ardeleni si un negru:
- Bre da tu nu esti de aici.
- Da tatal meu este din Africa, dar mama mea este de aici.
- Pai cum?
- Pai tata a fost odata pe aici si a vazut-o pe mama si a inceput sa alerge dupa ea si a alergat si a alergat si a alergat...si asa m-am nascut eu!
Dupa vreo 5 minute ardelenii aveau o nelamurire:
- Mai dar stii ce ne întrebam noi : O fi prins-o pe maica-ta?

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