Laurentiu Duta

Cica merge odata Laurentiu (3SE) la un hotel in Ploiesti. Merge si zice catre receptioner :
As dori o camera
Receptionerul ii raspunde ca nu are.
Pleaca Laurentiu si se intoarece dupa 5 minute. Aceeasi discutie. Iar pleaca , iar se intoarce , aceeasi discutie cu receptionerul. Nervos iese iarasi si se intoarce dupa 5 minute :
-Auzi domnule, daca ar veni Michael J. ati avea camera pt. el?
-Da, binenteles.
-Atunci dati-mi mie camera lui ca el nu vine !

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