Badea gheorghe vinde vitelu...

-Gheorghe, o sa vina un om sa-ti cumpere vitelul. Sa nu te arunci la bani multi ca si asa n-ai ce face cu el amu, daca o murit ma-sa.
-Care ma-sa?
-A vitelului! Cum o sa-l cresti?
-Vezi-ti de treaba, Ioane, ca deja am vorbit cu omul.
-Si ce-o zis?
-O zis ca-i varu-tau.

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