Anunt in ziar

O tipa da anunt la ziar:
Tanara, frumoasa, situatie materiala buna, caut barbat frumos, viril, casa, masina, cont gras in banca.
A doua zi se prezinta acasa la ea un tip zdrentaros:
- Sarut-mana! In legatura cu anuntul am venit!
Tipa il masoara din cap pana in picioare si-l intreaba:
- Casa ai?
- Casa mea e cerul liber!
- Bani ai?
Tipul isi intoarce buzunarele pe dos.
- Fluiera vantul!
- Dar ca barbat esti viril?
- Vai de capul meu, sunt bolnav de tuberculoza.
- Bine, atunci de ce ai mai venit?
- Sa-ti spun sa nu contezi pe mine!

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